i'm not trying TOO hard

May 12

Whenever I try to join in the dance party

whatshouldwecallme:

I always end up looking like, 

May 11

can you think of anything more wonderful than this?

the corn itself (which is totally real) seems to have a pretty dramatic history, considering it’s just corn. [although, corn is a pretty dramatized crop, no? so maybe that’s a silly statement]

anyways, can i eat it?

Apr 11

[video]

Apr 09

these are the correct motions for gnashing your terrible teeth, yes. 

theatlantic:

Barack Obama Reading Where the Wild Things Are: Now in GIF Form

(via theatlanticvideo)

[video]

this is one of those beautiful quotes that gets attributed to anyone and everyone. i’m pretty sure it isn’t plato? 

twloha:

- Plato

(via imthecupcake)

Mar 22

When someone recognizes me even though I’m wearing sunglasses

whatshouldwecallme:

hipster rebranding. clever, and also a little obnoxious. [which I suppose is the definition of many things hipster]

(Source: hipsterbranding)

Mar 05

lisasimpsonbookclub:

“Lisa writes a tell-all book about her experiences and how Homer would slip anti-growth hormones into her cereal, entitled “Where Are My Residuals?”

Mar 03

flavorpill:

Zeljko Toncic
Antonio Gaudi’s Casa Milà, pen on paper napkin (2011)

Important and Inventive Napkin Sketches

you know what I draw on napkins? grocery lists. apparently some folks draw notable Barca buildings.